Oh, what a day... what a lovely day!
Witness me turn 35! It's a MAD MAX themed party for your old droog, Phill Pres.
WHERE: 382 S. French Broad
WHEN: 6p, Saturday, August 12th
I am the one that runs from both the living and the dead. Hunted by scavengers, haunted by those I could not protect. So I exist in this wasteland, reduced to one instinct: PARTY
Do not become addicted to water!
We thirsty enuff out here! I want to see you in your desert post-apocolypse best. Think burning man meets doomsday prepper. I'm talking Tank Girl vibes. Straight out of the fallout shelter and onto the runway bbs. Let's see your bullet belts, your war paint, your tactical mesh. Make that gas mask slutty somehow.
RIDE WITH ME TO VALHALLA!
There will be a potluck. Theme is scavenger foods. Lizards on a stick. Twinkies, roadkills, can after can of beans. Raid your prepper's pantry for all its spam and tinned fishes. Those'll go for a high price in the wasteland. I'll prob be making some sort of homemade McRib.
I'll provide some guzzoleen to get us going. There will be games and a scavenger hunt. Face the wheel! Basement DJs!
